CreepyPasta - Dumb Ways To Die

Camp out in Slendy's woods
Travel to the wrong apartment
Walk into the Undead Reality Stake
Sneak-and-Steal a piece of Masky's Cake

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to Die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Play Hide n' Seek with Sally
Stare out into the window
Compliment Jeff the killer's White-stained face
Challenge The Rake at a Running race

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to Die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Do not Spread the word
Grab a note on a large tree
Disobey the words on a sign
Break a bottle of very fine wine

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to Die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Witness The magic of Birth 
Dig a hole to Zalgo's Earth
Look at his face with a "Big white Boo"
"I wonder what this button will do"

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to Die!
So many dumb ways to die!

Play a game of Virus Visk
Break a Large rock over his Mask
Never sleep till the end of ti-i-i-ime
Burn off your eyelids and kill your family
Never wait for tranquility!

 They're the dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
So many dumb...
So many dumb ways to die!